let's play a game.


good choice. so today you woke up and decided to go somewhere. (currently only the cafe is open) where do you go?

sounds like fun. so you go to the cafe. what do you do first?

the barista looks at you with a weird expression. they think you're too forward, and ask their elderly manager to take your order instead.

the barista smiles. they think you're awkwardly cute and buy you a free coffee. what's next?

the barista fakes a laugh.. and takes your order reluctantly. you feel disheartened, that was your best joke.

an attractive person walks up to you and spills their coffee on you while you're reading peacefully. how do you react?

you stop caring about what happened and go back to reading. you doze off and the cute barista wakes you up. they slip their number into your hand. success!

they immediately apologize and call an ambulance just in case. you're whisked to the emergency room and your day ends :\ [GAME OVER]

they're shocked. no one has been rude like that to them before. they ask you on a date. what do you say?

right as you say yes, another person walks in. they look at the situation and slap you across the face. apparently the attractive person already had a significant other... how do you react?

you reject them. they look sad, but leave without giving you any trouble. what's next?

you slap them hard. turns out they're a lawyer and immediately sue you!!! you've learned violence is not the answer.. [GAME OVER]

you decide to explore the city. where's your first stop?

you decide to explore the city. where's your first stop?